England 1998 Home
England 1998 Home
Product Details
Product Details
Material : 100% Polyester
Vibe : 100% Nostalgic
Sizing : Small, Medium, Large, X-Large & XX-Large are available. Pleae refer to our Sizing Chart to make sure you select the correct size.
Care : Advisable to hand wash this item, although, if machine washed, do so on low temperatures, like 20 or 40 degrees. Avoid Tumble dryers.
Warning : Heads may turn your way when rocking this shirt, especially if you also have a 90's haircut, many people may think you are a time traveller.
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England 1998 Home Shirt – For Fans Who Think “Penalty Shootouts” Are a National Trauma 🏴💔
Slip into this Umbro classic and relive the summer England invented new ways to bottle it 😬, thanks to Beckham’s red card, Argentina’s smirk, and a penalty shootout so cruel even the Three Lions song lost its pep. 🎶 Managed by Glenn Hoddle (football genius, part-time spiritual healer 🧘♂️), this squad crashed out in the World Cup last 16 – but hey, at least Michael Owen announced himself by dribbling like he’d stolen time itself. ⏳⚡
Crafted by Umbro (with a collar so 90s it should come with a TFI Friday VHS 📼), this kit screams “we’ve got three lions, a Young Guns squad, and a suspicious lack of luck”. The dark blue trim? Symbolic of the nation’s collective despair.
Meet the icons:
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David Beckham 🟥: Golden Balls, red card villain, and the reason entire pubs screamed “JUDAS!” at TVs.
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Michael Owen 🚀: Teenage wonderkid, that Argentina goal, and a career peak at 18.
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Alan Shearer 💥: Angry Geordie, elbow-first striker, and part-time ”I’ll just thump it” merchant.
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Paul Ince 😤: Guv’nor, midfield hardman, and owner of a headband soaked in pure rage.
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Sol Campbell 🧱: Rock-solid defender, future ”almost joined Arsenal” meme.
Top Scorer: Alan Shearer & Michael Owen (2 goals each – thrilling).
Honours? Zilch 🏆🚫 – unless you count “Most Dramatic Red Card” or “Best It’s Coming Home Remix” (still on repeat).
Wear this shirt to flex your “I survived that Argentina game” resilience. Perfect for re-enacting Owen’s ”how is he that fast?!” sprint, Beckham’s ”why did I kick Diego?!” face, or Shearer’s ”I’ll elbow this ball in” chaos.
Note: May trigger sudden urges to hiss “Simeone”, argue about VAR (if it existed, Becks would’ve stayed on!), and blame Hoddle’s faith healer. Pair with cargo shorts and a lukewarm Carling.
P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Argentinians may trigger unsolicited ”Hand of God 2.0” debates. 🇦🇷👋😭
