Germany 1996 Away
Germany 1996 Away
Product Details
Product Details
Material : 100% Polyester
Vibe : 100% Nostalgic
Sizing : Small, Medium, Large, X-Large & XX-Large are available. Pleae refer to our Sizing Chart to make sure you select the correct size.
Care : Advisable to hand wash this item, although, if machine washed, do so on low temperatures, like 20 or 40 degrees. Avoid Tumble dryers.
Warning : Heads may turn your way when rocking this shirt, especially if you also have a 90's haircut, many people may think you are a time traveller.
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Germany 1996 Away Shirt – For Fans Who Think Green & Black is Peak Euros Fashion (Even If You Forgot We Wore It) 🟢⚫🦅
Slip into this Adidas cult classic and relive the summer Germany won Euro ‘96 in England while barely needing this kit (worn once vs Russia – talk about exclusive!). Managed by Berti Vogts (the man who made tracksuits look tactical), this squad had Sammer’s genius, Bierhoff’s golden moment, and a color scheme so bold it could’ve stopped traffic.
The Vibe:
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V-neck collar 👔 – so 90s it should come with a Eurodance mixtape
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Sleeve stripes = ”we’re Adidas royalty, even in this weird green” energy
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That eagle badge 🦅 – confused but committed to the aesthetic
Meet the Legends:
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Matthias Sammer 🧠: Ballon d’Or winner, midfield dictator, and ”I’ll tackle your dreams” enforcer
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Oliver Bierhoff 🚀: Super-sub, scored the Golden Goal (while this kit gathered dust)
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Jürgen Klinsmann ✈️: Captain, ”artistic tumbler” (3 goals, 2.5 dives)
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Christian Ziege 💥: Future Spurs flop, current free-kick sniper
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Andreas Köpke 🧤: Keeper, penalty hero (”Football’s Coming Home?” – not today)
Trophy Cabinet:
🏆 Euro ‘96 champions (won final in white, but green gets credit)
🎖️ Best Kit No One Remembers (worn once – rarer than a polite Effenberg)
Wear This Shirt To:
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Flex your ”I own Germany’s most obscure trophy-winning kit” hipster cred
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Re-enact Sammer’s tackles using patio furniture as Czech defenders
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Argue ”this green > Ireland’s” at Oktoberfest
Side Effects May Include:
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Sudden urge to rewatch Germany vs Russia (good luck finding footage)
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Debating ”was this really greener than our ‘92 away kit?”
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Humming ”Eins, Zwei, Polizei” while ironing your flag
Warning: Wearing near London may trigger ”30 years of hurt” rants 🏴💔
Nostalgia has never looked so… Bundesliga-hipster. 🟢⚫🦅
(Match-worn versions cost more than your car – check eBay responsibly.) 💸
